The SoBros Super Bowl Picks (Even the Ones Who Don’t Watch Football)

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Let’s kick this off – big game on Sunday, aka THE SUPER BOWL. You want coverage? We got coverage (check out my (Stoney) betting column on Super Bowl 51)! That includes our staff calling the game as they see it. Sure, most of our writers don’t even watch football, but that doesn’t matter. We all about dat #content! LET’S GOOOO!

Big Natural’s Pick (@StoneyKeeley)

Historically, when top defense meets top offense, top defense comes out on top. When you factor in experience, history certainly favors the Patriots. I think this game is going to be tougher than folks are willing to admit for New England. Atlanta has a plethora of weapons at its disposal, with the man who should be named NFL MVP, Matt Ryan, at quarterback.

Bill Belichick is known for taking away his opponent’s strength and forcing them to beat the Patriots with second and third guys. Well, guess what – Atlanta has pretty good second and third options, too. Julio Jones will likely draw double coverage all evening. So, expect a big game from Mohamed Sanu, and look for Dan Quinn to get Devonta Freeman involved in the passing game to capitalize on those double teams against Jones.

New England’s offense isn’t too shabby either, though. The Falcons secondary is largely underrated, but I’m not sure they’ll hold up against reception machines Julian Edelman and Chris Hogan all night. Brady is going to dink and dunk all over the field, and a few of these passes will break through to pay dirt.

This is going to be a close one, folks – one I see coming down to the final possession. A lot like the Patriots-Seahawks Super Bowl two years ago, one critical, final stop could decide this game. Unfortunately for the Pats, I don’t think they get that lucky again. Vic Beasley makes the play to knock New England out of field goal range, keeping them from sending it into overtime – Falcons win, 34-31.

Cadbury’s Pick (@SoBroCadbury)

Some people say that I don’t know nothing about football.  And they might be right, but I predicted that Atlanta would be in the Super Bowl….it’s true, ask anyone. I dare you.  Now that they’re in, it’s gonna be really difficult to beat the reigning Universe World National State Champions, also known as the Patriots.  In all honesty, I’d lose any sort of contest to Tom Brady.  Not because of his skill, but I’d just be lost in them eyes.   So it’s safe to say this is going to be a tough matchup.  But I truly believe that we’re in for a surprise, and the Atlanta Braves are going to move some serious chains on the field this Sunday.

(Editor’s note: Cadbury actually did pick the Falcons to go to the Super Bowl….in 2013….in a tie with the Cleveland Browns)

Rubber Rooster’s Pick (@SoBroRooster)

It’s the Patriots and the Falcons? How many times have the Patriots gone to the Super Bowl? About 9 times? I think they’ll be hard to beat because they have that good quarterback – the one with the scary fierce jawline. But, I’ll be hoping that the Falcons win because I love a good underdog story. Just give it a rest, Patriots. Maybe you are the best team but I’m tired of hearing about you. Chargers v Titans L2!!!!! (That’s how roman numbers work, right?)

(Editor’s note: That Chargers-Titans rivalry is infuriating for a Titans fan)

Nature Boy’s Pick (@SirBrandonV)

Is it crazy to bet against Tom Brady?! I suppose so, but that’s what this dude is gonna do! I’m hoping the Falcons win. And, how memorable would it be to witness Chipper Jones throwing a mesmerizing touchdown to David Justice?! I love football.

Well, there you have it, folks – if there’s one thing that can’t be debated this week it’s that the SoBros love football, and are probably your greatest source for all sorts of analysis and shit.

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