It’s the biggest game of the football season, guys. And, The King of the Drinking Game is back. Hopefully, we’ll all be drinking to celebrate, and definitely won’t be drinking because of the impending depression of the offseason.
Plus, our dude Nature Boy is just a Super Bowl away from winning his third Fantasy Football Championship in ten years. No one in the SoBros league has ever won more than one, so that’s pretty rare air. If you don’t already ‘like’ us on Facebook, do so. We’re going to be going LIVE on Facebook for a postgame celebration (regardless of the outcome), so you don’t want to miss that.
FYI, I’m not really “the King,” I just say that because I make drinking games for just about every major sporting event. I don’t want to say it’s our bread and butter, but….yeah. People love ’em – and after all, we grind for the people.
So, celebrate responsibly – hopefully, you had the vacation time to take Monday off. You’re going to need it after this.
Take a drink if/when…
*Tom Brady’s bangs are cut in a straight line a la Lloyd Christmas from Dumb & Dumber.
*The dreaded Deflategate is mentioned.
*Anyone refers to the Atlanta Falcons as “Seattle East.”
*Tom Brady & Matt Ryan pass the 500 passing yards combined mark.
*”Welcome to Atlanta” is played for any reason.
*The Outfield’s “Your Love” is played for any reason.
*Julio Jones is held under 100 yards.
*LeGarrette Blount scores a touchdown BEFORE he reaches 30 rushing yards total in the game.
*Mohamed Sanu successfully completes a pass.
*Julian Edelman gets caught talking shit because he’s too close to a ref’s mic.
*Julian Edelman is also caught close enough to a ref’s mic to drop an audible “SHIT” or “FUCK” after missing a big play.
*Vic Beasley records a sack.
*Robert Kraft is visibly sloshed.
*Julio Jones beats double coverage. Roll Tide.
*We get a nice graphic/montage recapping the success Tom Brady and Bill Belichick have had together.
*Someone mentions that Chris Hogan played lacrosse. By the way, did you guys know that Chris Hogan played lacrosse?
*One player scores multiple touchdowns
*Someone mentions Malcolm Butler’s game-clinching interception in Super Bowl 49.
*Arthur Blank is shown dancing at any point in the broadcast.
*There are visible fingerprints on the Lombardi Trophy.
Take a shot if/when…
*The Falcons score 40 or more points.
*Michael Floyd catches a touchdown.
*Michael Vick shows up for some reason. If we don’t find out he was there until later in the week, you must take the shot at your discovery of this knowledge.
*The Rams-Titans Super Bowl is highlighted. Pour one out for Nashville’s team’s only Super Bowl appearance.
*Devonta Freeman has more receiving yards than rushing yards.
*Danny Amendola has more receptions than Julio Jones.
*Anyone on the broadcast acknowledges Barstool Sports. #StepOnThroats
*Bill Belichick hands the Lombardi Trophy off like, “the fuck is this thing? On to 2017.”
*Dan Quinn is wearing a long-sleeved white t-shirt under his black Falcons polo.
*Roger Goodell takes a Stone Cold Stunner from any member of the New England Patriots organization.
Check out the rest of our coverage from Super Bowl Week:
Super Bowl Prop Bets
Time to stop hating the New England Patriots…
The SoBros’ Super Bowl Picks
Budweiser’s Super Bowl Commercial Is Goosebumps City
Barstool Sports Won Super Bowl Week, World Domination Next
Super Bowl-themed Friday Jams
Enjoy the day, folks. #DoYourJob
Stoney Keeley is the editor of the SoBros Network, Tennessee Titans Featured Analyst for Pro Football Spot, Contributor to FanSided’s Bama Hammer, and covers the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @PFSpot, @WrestlingNewsCo, @Bama_Hammer
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