In the Future, Dogs Drive Tractors

So, here we are, folks. It’s the future – we’re living in it, mothafuckas. Robots are going to take our jobs. Anything you need can be created with a 3D printer. We can just create food in a lab, and you won’t even need to grow shit anymore. We’re going to be able to control the weather before long (if we don’t already – shout-out to conspiracy theorists). And, of course, most importantly, most revolutionary, dogs are driving tractors now.

This is the direction of all human civilization.

People like to argue against basic income, but it seems pretty inevitable to me. Our population is growing exponentially as our jobs are being automated. Before long, the middle class will be an afterthought and there will be two classes of people: the extremely rich who own the robots and the poor people.

I get it – people are resistant to change. It’s scary. It’s hard to understand – people have a tendency to reflect on years past as the “glory days,” and instead of improving and adequately preparing for the future, they vote for Donald Trump to try and bring back coal mines and shit.

That’s cool – that’s your prerogative. But, I would like to present Rambo to support the case for basic income. You think this is great? Just imagine the content that people could produce with the free time to pursue their passions!

Regardless of how you feel about the future, no one can deny that Rambo here deserves all the belly scratches. Good boy, Rambo.

Stoney Keeley is the editor of the SoBros Network, Tennessee Titans Featured Analyst for Pro Football Spot, Contributor to FanSided’s Bama Hammer, and covers the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @PFSpot, @WrestlingNewsCo, @Bama_Hammer

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