A Look at the Met Gala -or- Alternatively Titled, Why the Hell Are Celebrities so Fucking Weird?

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Apparently the Met Gala was last night, and according to Twitter, it was just plain chock full of surprises!

The “biggest night in fashion” lived up to its billing as celebrities made their way onto the Met Gala red carpet in New York City. The event served as a fundraiser for the museum and a celebration of the Anna Wintour Costume Center’s latest exhibition. This year, it paid homage to Rei Kawakubo, designer of Comme des Garçons.

Ummmmm, okay so first off – if the Met Gala really was the biggest night in fashion, why the hell didn’t Gorgeous Boyd mention anything about this to me?

That’s what I thought – this “Met Gala” thing isn’t shit. I’ve never heard of it – pretty sure Gorgeous Boyd has never heard of it. It seems like some hoity toity masquerade straight out of Eyes Wide Shut. I mean, just look at some of these costumes:

I’m not sure if that’s an outfit, or if Rihanna was literally buried in a pile of wallpaper samples.

This actually kind of makes the inner child in me really happy – this is as close to a real life Gumby as we are going to get, especially in 2017 when everything is CGI.

When did they reveal Katy Perry as the new Star Wars villain?

Marilyn Manson has not aged well at all. The sad thing is, that joke could apply to either of the individuals in this photo.

Uhhhhh, okay – didn’t realize the goat was gonna be there. Maybe this thing is an actual event after all? Hmmmm…..food for thought.

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