The Tennessee Titans made a splash last night, selecting Western Michigan wide receiver Corey Davis with the fifth overall pick. He’s not the pick a lot of the so-called “experts” pegged at #5, but we (myself and Poppa Bear) believe Davis will end up as the best receiver in this draft class.
Listen – you get comparisons to Terrell Owens, that’s high company. I’m already counting down the days until we get Davis doing sit ups in a driveway somewhere here in Nashville. Or, you know what, maybe since it’s Nashville, and every damn country song that comes on the radio mentions a dirt road, we’ll get Davis doing crunches on a dirt road. Remember – it’s important to be your own man in life. Don’t do what T.O. did, make your own way – y’all know what I’m saying.
I think it’s time to get our popcorn ready. This Titans offense was missing this type of difference maker. He’s going to come in and immediately make this offense deadlier.
And, y’all know – whenever we all make it, we’re all thinking about giving back to those who have helped us along the way. Throw your grandpa a new Rolex. Send a car to your cousin Ray Ray. Buy mama a new house. Send your boy Larry on an all-inclusive six-night stay in the Bahamas.
Well, Davis’ sister has made no bones about how he can give back to her…
Good news for Corey Davis. New butts cost less than new cars…
…Thanks to TMZ, he now knows what his oldest sister, LaToya, wants if her brother is in the giving mood.
“I ain’t asking for much. Whatever he wants to give me, that’s fine. I’m just proud of him,” LaToya Davis told TMZ before she was probed for more info.
A car? Anything?
“I might want me a booty or something,” she replied, laughing. “‘Wanna buy me an ass?’
Let me help you out, bruh:
Listen – I say this all the time. I want to know what people want. This just makes it easier for you, Corey! Now, you know. And, our boy at Sporting News is right. This is cheaper than a new car, a new house, maybe a new Rolex…count this as a win.
And, LaToya, guuuuuuuuuuurl, we’re all there. We all have things that need some work. If I could get the damn hair to stop growing on my back in time for pool season, I’d be a brand new man. But, good for you for owning it – that’s called knowing what you want and going for it.
I imagine the whole family is proud, as they should be. This is a huge, life-changing opportunity for a young man. Happy to welcome the kid to Nashville and celebrate – but, there’s work to do this summer.
Wait, shit – while we’re just throwing out requests…Corey, can you pay for my laser hair removal?
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