HOLY SHIT.I mean, this can’t be real, can it? This guy absolutely has to be dead. There isn’t a single fluid…not one ounce….left in his body after that. I share his buddy’s amazement, too – how else can you react to that? But, for all the rage that is forcing all of that out of his body, this dude keeps his shit together pretty well. Not puking all over the place, had the wherewithal to flip his hat around – a real pro. It just sucks that is stomach is now floating in that toilet.
The silver lining here, though – that looked like one steady stream of long island iced tea, so bruh, I’m pretty sure your body has properly expelled all of the alcohol. I mean, just watch it again – you could fill a cup with that shit, drop a straw in, and hand it off at a bar and no one would know.
Which raises another question – how can humans vomit such pure liquid? I don’t know – this seems like an important case for science to solve. Seems like some sort of anomaly to be able to dump five gallons of yak into a commode.
Or, it could be fake – but, I don’t want to be the guy who goes through life thinking all puke videos are fake. Just enjoy it.
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