Game 2 has concluded, resulting in a 4-1 thorough wallering out of the Nashville Predators’ collective butthole. I don’t even feel like looking for anymore memes and tweets. I hate everyone right now – I hate life. It is full of nothing but bitter disappointment.
Let’s hit some of the highlights from the wild world of Twitter – no better way to start than with this one:
“Screw the penguins” GO PREDS!! @SmashvilleProud @PredsNHL @Everything_TN @Tillman_Mathies @kennethbraiden @erobertsonn pic.twitter.com/rv2ogfkBcF
— ayla (@aylanicole22) June 1, 2017
P.K. Subban vs. water bottle. Advantage: Subban. pic.twitter.com/bSWAW4ulW4
— Mike Ashmore (@mashmore98) May 31, 2017
Oh my word, Pontus Aberg. Absolute filth. #Preds up 1-0. pic.twitter.com/Q583fXOE7d
— Mark Harris (@MCHisTweeting) June 1, 2017
Woooooweeeeeee – that is some fine skating and fine patience.
If the catfish guy got arrested, Pontus Aberg should be in jail for what he just did to Olli Maatta
— Dumb Bozo (@davelozo) June 1, 2017
And, your weekly reminder to follow Captain Ryan Ellis:
Meanwhile Lt Aberg’s embarrassment of both Lt Maata & Col Murray was an inspiring sight to our men that was met with a chorus of huzzahs!
— Captain Ryan Ellis (@Ellis4Captain) June 1, 2017
R.I.P. Bonino’s ankle:
oh OW pic.twitter.com/C9su59EvW5
— NHL on NBC (@NHLonNBCSports) June 1, 2017
We love our beer in Nashville:
It takes a lot of beer to be a Preds fan, and that’s okay! GO PREDS!!!!!!!!!!
— Baylee Mika (@_bayleemika) June 1, 2017
I guess it’s acceptable to blatantly punch guys in the face now, too?
Subban and Crosby go at it pic.twitter.com/EaCAMBmlLa
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) June 1, 2017
Boy, things really took a turn at the beginning of that third period…
P.K. Subban and Evgeni Malkin are now aggressively hugging.
— Adam Vingan (@AdamVingan) June 1, 2017
Subban v Malkin ticklefest
— Ryan Jewhansen (@hairmetalhenry) June 1, 2017
That really was a pretty shitty fight.
It better rain catfish Saturday night!!!! #Preds #NSHvsPIT #standwithus
— Allen Mote (@amote_34) June 1, 2017
I don’t care anymore. Find your own damn memes. I hate sports. Fuck hockey. I’m done journalizing.
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