Rex and Rob Ryan Are Having a Big Ol’ Time in Nashville, Getting Into Fights in Bars and Hitting on Bachelorettes

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This video came out over the weekend, and honestly, it was probably enough to get people fired up on its own. It’s not every day you see two former NFL coaches (they’re both jobless, right? I could research, but hell – this is SoBros Network) just out and about reaching for dudes’ throats and such.

That’s Nashville, though. It swallows up the best of us. Sure, we have this reputation as a laid back, electric, fun-loving city. But, if you stay in the shine too long, it’ll blind you. You can totally get consumed by all the activities (and alcohol). That’s probably what happened here. You stay in Nashville too long and you’re going to end up in a bar fight. That’s just how it goes. That’s why, at 30 years old, I prefer to go in and get out before 11PM.

Nonetheless, this is a great video, and I won’t act like I wouldn’t be cheering on Rex and Rob if I stumbled upon this treasure. They could’ve been total assholes to these bros, and I wouldn’t care – just two football guys being rowdy football guys. Ryans = ratings.

But, then, a story surfaced about the Ryan brothers hitting on bachelorettes and things have reached a new level.

Courtesy of Maxim:

Rob and Rex Ryan had a hell of weekend in Nashville. We already knew about their bar fight and the pics they took with a bunch of blondes, but now, thanks to the crack investigative journalists at Busted Coverage, we’re learning that the pic above doesn’t tell the whole story about the interaction between the Ryan boys and these ladies.

Apparently, Rex was gawking at their feet that are just out of the frame. Meanwhile, Rob, as you can see in the photo, was getting awfully handsy with one of the blondes in the photo above.

Just wild. I don’t know what else to say. I think a lot of people would be inclined to say, “whoa – these guys go hard. I’d love to party with them!” But, you know what….I’m a little afraid of it. This is a little scary. Namely, because if you look at the photo of them with the bachelorette party and then watch the fight video…they’re wearing the same clothes.

What the fuck!? Did these two incidents happen moments apart? Did they go from choking men to choking titties in no time? Just frightening. I love a good time as much as the next guy. But, wrestling around in a scrum and reaching for throats are two different things. Likewise, politely telling a woman she’s attractive is much different from grabbing a boob or salivating over her feet. I don’t think I’m up for that – not my cup of tea at all.

The Ryan brothers seem like real loose cannons. And, no offense, but they’re no spring chickens, which makes this even more terrifying. Fairly positive that if I see the Ryans downtown in the future, I’m going to turn tail and run.

Let this be a cautionary tale of what too much Nashville can do to you.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley@WrestlingNewsCo

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