THEY’RE EATING CATFISH IN PITTSBURGH @StoolChiclets pic.twitter.com/UeQUI5XN2E
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) June 12, 2017
*blegh* Hold on. Trying to fight down the vomit. Oh my!
I love the spirit, Pittsburgh. I love getting in on a new rivalry – we hate Sidney Crosby. You guys hate P.K. Subban. It’s stupid for this to turn in to a ‘Nashville vs. Pittsburgh’ debate – I’ve never been, but I hear Pittsburgh is nice….and I know for a fact that Nashville is nice considering I live here. There’s room for both cities in the grand hockey landscape, but I’m blaming your weathermen for dealing the first blow here. GET YOUR BOY, Pittsburgh. You wanna talk hockey? That’s fine – let’s say harsh, hateful things to each other. You wanna try and say we aren’t a real hockey town? GTFO.
I get the metaphor – you’re all sick and tired of hearing about how awesome Smashville is. You’re tired of our fans sneaking catfish onto the ice in YOUR arena. The symbolism is strong – you destroyed us and ripped our hearts out. Fine – you earned that right.
But, for the love of God, someone tell this dude that THAT IS NOT HOW YOU EAT A CATFISH. I mean, he just buries his mouth in that filthy bottom-feeder’s stomach. That thing looks like it just came straight out of the river. I’m not even sure that that thing is dead! It certainly hasn’t been cleaned, battered, and fried.
I imagine this bro has quite the stomachache this morning. If not, a severe case of salmonella. And, you guys have the nerve to call Nashville dumb? Give me a break – GET YOUR BOY, Pittsburgh.
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