This thing looks like pure shit. Don’t worry, guys. You aren’t the only ones about to read this news and think, “what the hell is wrong with the world?” I thought it, too.
Courtesy of The Columbus Dispatch:
White Castle is serving up a handful of limited-time summer items, capitalizing on some of the latest dining trends.
Hot Chicken and bacon and smoked cheddar chicken sliders will round out the chains’s poultry offerings, and fried pickles, in small and sack sizes, will join the bevy of other fried side items.
Hold up….hold up…White Castle….y’all do know we don’t put fried ass pickles on our hot chicken down here, don’t you? Like….hot chicken isn’t a sauce…you don’t just pour it over a breast of chicken. And, you serve it with pickle chips! Not no damn fried pickles. I’m shocked and appalled.
Both chicken sliders will be available grilled or crispy.
Who the fuck eats Nashville hot chicken grilled? This is blasphemy. These idiots are out of line. Someone needs to get White Castle in line.
The addition of the Hot Chicken slider follows a boom in the popularity of Nashville Hot Chicken, which went nationwide in January 2016, when Kentucky Fried Chicken first offered its take on the regional specialty.
While reviews were mixed, KFC returned the Hot Chicken to its menu in late 2016, citing consumer demand.
Well, if KFC is doing it then damn I guess everybody has to do it! It’s just, you know, KFC has been specializing in chicken ever since Col. Willis Sanders (I think that was his first name) came storming into the world. To be honest, I’ve never actually had their Nashville hot chicken either. Namely because I live in Nashville and can get the best actual Nashville hot chicken any time I please.
I can guaran-damn-tee I’m never eating this piece of shit excuse for a sandwich. It looks like an absolute abomination that would make my stomach explode. But, don’t take my word for it! If this looks appealing to you, check out Bob at Food Use’s review of this delightful sandwich!
You’ll have to excuse Bob. He can’t seem to get the term “Nashville hot chicken” down. Pretty sure he uses every variation of the three words that make up ‘Nashville hot chicken.’ Oh, and make sure you see the White Castle box – he goes to great lengths to show it to you. But, the hotness is amazing. Eat it all out.
I’m about to go down a Bob from Food Use rabbit hole, aren’t I? BRB.
Can confirm – I’ve watched five of these things now. My favorite part is when he gets paranoid from people watching him in every clip.
Anyway, that’s your important lead news of the day.
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