I’m no engineer…but that seems like a really unsafe water slide. In fact, I’d say it’s dangerous. I definitely don’t think that’s too strong of a word. Why? Because this woman ended up slinging her body down the side of a cliff. Yikes. She’s going to be pulling rocks out of her ass for a year.
The main problem here is that the slide is obviously too hard to mount. Everyone knows that the first rule of riding a water slide is to get on it safely. She sits down on the slide and it’s like the bottom fell out. Just when you thought she was about to glide on down, she was spin cycled.
Also, considering that she’s sliding along bare rocks, I’d say the slide could use some more water. Unless, of course, she was supposed to ride that stream of water down into the river, but it doesn’t appear that that’s the case here. She could have just sat in the water if that was the case. But, she didn’t.
Next, why is there a rope on this slide? What is the purpose of having one there? Because the purpose it served in this video was to wreck this broad’s ankle.
At least she landed in the water. It could’ve been worse, like….if she fell off the side of a cliff that did not feed into a body of water.
Better luck next time, ma’am.
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