Chills. Absolute goosebump city. I have no fucking clue what this dog is trying to tell his human, but I’d bet you anything he threw that phone down right away and charged into battle with that pretty little sonofabitch.
Maybe it was just the mailman making his daily run. It could have been a squirrel roaming the backyard. Or, perhaps it was the dog’s oldest rival, a stray cat, getting into the bushes. But, then again, this battle cry could have been code for real danger. What if burglars were moving in on the home? I imagine if they heard this good boy, they’d have no choice but to shit their pants and flee in terror.
It was like an Apache war cry – you hear that shit, and you feel immediate impending doom. Oh, what? You think I’m joking? You think I’d make light of something so serious?
I’m not the type of guy to say ‘I told you so,’ but I damn well told you so.
We’ve been keeping tabs on the age old rivalry between cats and dogs in recent weeks, and with this guy leading the charge, the dogs are increasing the gap with the felines. At this point, the cats are going to need a literal lion’s roar to catch up. But, you don’t see too many domesticated lions, so I’d say the dogs will have the edge for a while to come. Especially behind Good Boy Commander Apache Wolf here.
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