Whoa – off the top rope, Paul! I don’t even know what the context is for this video – like, was “Mr. Wonderful” just roaming around gyms offering unsolicited advice? Or, was he actually supposed to be there? I don’t know!
He starts off by asking this woman if she’s ever been in an airplane or fastened her seatbelt in the car. “Don’t you have any pride in yourself? No you don’t!” You know, she can obviously fasten her seatbelt, Paul. I think what he’s trying to imply is that he thinks fat people are too dumb to even think.
That’s totally the type of thing a guy like 1980s Paul Orndorff would believe, too. “Oh, these fat people cannot think for themselves!” Just totally disgusted with every living person that isn’t Paul Orndorff.
And, you know – you look at 1980s Paul Orndorff and you think, “wow – that guy’s in great shape. Maybe I should take his advice? Maybe I should let him totally degrade me if I can look like that?”
But, then, he tries to tell this woman she needs to work on her pecs. “Your husband will LOVE some nice pecs.” It has donned at me that Orndorff probably thinks doing chest presses will make a woman’s boobs bigger. That has to be it, right? What man has ever looked at a woman and said, “you know what? She needs bigger pecs.” No, it doesn’t happen. 1980s Paul Orndorff undoubtedly thinks boobs and pecs are the exact same thing.
At least he says he’ll try to help her…
Can you imagine the WWE trying to run something like this today? Yikes. Talk about a PR nightmare.
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