You Try to Cheat the System, You Get Wrecked – FACT

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Tsk, tsk, tsk. Listen, I am all for finding ways to exploit loopholes in rules. I even dabble in some casual cheating during board games – can’t help it. I have this diabolical side that loves to ruin board games because they aren’t a real measure of one’s intellect and skill and, for the most part, I think they’re a waste of time.

Whoa, sorry – didn’t mean to come off the top rope on board games as a whole. Just trying to set the scene here.

Yeah, so coming from a guy who can appreciate the effort, this is just unacceptable. You don’t cheat on the arcade basketball machine like this. This machine is a true measure of basketball accuracy. You can’t taint numbers by dunking the basketball. Plus, it’s disrespectful to the establishment. Those things aren’t cheap, kid. You wouldn’t be climbing all over it if you had to pay for it!

So, forgive me for being a little over enthused when he straight up eats the ground. Just tumbles right out of that thing and BOOM – FLOOR! Serves you right for disrespecting someone else’s property -and- most importantly, for tarnishing the the game of arcade basketball with your lack of respect. SMDH.

Also, shout out to what sounds like an old dude, yelling “that’s cheating” at this kid. Not all heroes where capes.

As punishment, I think he should have to wash dishes in this bar and literally eat a basketball. That’s only fair.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley@WrestlingNewsCo

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