I’ve Never Heard Such a Loud Whack Coming Off of a Human’s Face
Yeah, people ain’t laughing about that one. All you hear is gasps, and “oh my God,” because dad is out like a light. I mean, he’s snoozing. I’d be surprised if he didn’t have a broken nose and slight concussion. To be fair, we don’t know what that big stick is made of, but it sounds like some sort of plastic tubing. Like, PVC pipe or something…..but, here’s the thing. It can’t be cardboard because you need something strong enough to break the pinata. My point is…that shit had to hurt.
But, am I glad it happened? Yes. 1,000% yes. Because look at all the fun we’re having now because of it. I’m laughing. I’m amazed, and I hope you feel the same. There’s some real entertainment value in shit like this.
Look at the legacy of America’s Funniest Home Videos. I used to laugh and laugh watching that show….to the point that some of my friends wanted to watch the show with me JUST to hear me laugh. It was kind of bizarre, actually. I don’t know why people doing dumb shit just hits the right spot for me…not sexually, of course. Don’t make those jokes – this is a good wholesome blog.
Anyway, what did we learn here today, folks? Pinatas are only worth the potential risk if everyone watches from indoors while one person swings at it. #BeBetter.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo