It’s been a wild week here at SoBros Network. I’ve been hopping on podcasts here and there. We’ve been recording stuff for future release. I’ve written more draft evals this week than I think I have in the entire month prior. But, hey – it’s draft season! This is why we play the games! And, in case you missed it, I had quite the guest on The Unofficial Titans Podcast this week to break the draft down: Jake Robertson of Glory Day Sports. We touch on the Titans trading for L’Jarius Sneed, what holes remain on the roster, how refreshing it is to see Brian Callahan speaking with transparency about this roster, and then we really dig into the draft talk – from who the Titans should pick at 7 to Day 3 value adds. This was a fun one! Follow Jake on Twitter, and follow Glory Day Sports on YouTube!
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Listen to “Ep. 165: Talkin' Draft with Jake Robertson” on Spreaker.Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
Are otters the coolest animals ever? They can swim, be on land, experience true love, slam dunk, and masturbate but everyone thinks it's cute and funny and not gross/sinful
— Football & Other F Words (@FWordsPod) March 28, 2024
Answer:
You know, I have a newfound respect for otters after that story about that otter who was a slam-dunkin’ knuckle-shufflin’ sone of a gun came out. I don’t think this is a baseless take at all. They are pretty cool, and it sounds like they lead a pretty nice life. In a way, I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m jealous I can’t live my life like that. I wish I was an otter.
Question:
My question is will you make an egg salad sandwich and a small chicken cutlet fried. Out the chicken inside the sandwich and eat it? Post proof
— Titan Travis (@Titantravis08) March 28, 2024
Answer:
Damn, Travis, that sounds pretty good. I mean, will I do that eventually? Probably. But, I don’t know when. I mean, I’m not going to make it a priority, but when the day comes that I do try it, I’ll take a photo and post it for sure.
Question:
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
— Parker (@Parker5425) March 28, 2024
Answer:
Parker, I don’t know man. I just work here.
Question:
What is your favorite unconventional scent you enjoy smelling (not in candles)?
— Eldon English (@shrike113) March 28, 2024
In ‘Family Guy’, Stewie claims turtles are “nature’s D Student”. Do you agree with this assessment?
Answer:
First of all, I don’t remember who asked it but I feel like I’ve gotten the turtle question on the mailbag before. I did a quick search of the site but nothing came up, so I don’t know. I don’t even remember what I said and can’t come up with anything clever right now. Sorry to disappoint.
As for the scent question, I feel like ‘gasoline’ would be a popular answer here. I love the smell of gasoline, but for the sake of wandering off the beaten path, I will say that I am in the minority here, but I love the smell of cabbage as it cooks. It reminds me of growing up, settling in at home on a cold winter’s night with a pot of cabbage on the stove. I would also add the smell of sweat during sex.
Question:
Without looking it up what would you think a sheet metal detailer does ?
— Titan Travis (@Titantravis08) March 28, 2024
Answer:
I’m going to go with either ‘adding the curvy ridges in the metal that goes on a tin roof” or “adding the texture to metal to make it trendy in upscale coffee shops and burger joints.”
Question:
What would make your pants tighter for 1.07 and 2.38
— Goody (@real_goody) March 28, 2024
Joe Alt than Darius Robinson?
Malik Nabers than Kingsley Suamatia?
Answer:
Alt and Robinson easily for me. Alt checks your left tackle box. Robinson checks your Denico Autry box. I’m not as high on Nabers as the consensus, and Suamataia is a project. Easy easy easy.
Question:
I want to be friends. Can we go get a coffee?
— Joe (@joeNnashville) March 28, 2024
Answer:
Joe, we’re already friends, pal! I never leave the house unless my wife makes me, but my DMs are always open if you want to chat.
Question:
top 5 superpowers?
— tobester oven (@OvenTobester) March 28, 2024
Answer:
This is a tough one because you could frame it a couple of different ways – ‘most powerful’ or ‘most fun.’ I’m going to lean towards what I think would be fun as hell to have. These would be my favorites:
Question, from E on Instagram:
Best paint brushes (this is not an ad)
Answer:
E, I don’t even know where I bought the brushes I use. I could actually probably use a recommendation or two on where to get the best stuff. As my wife informs all the time, I’m “not a real artist.”
Question:
What is your record for eggs eaten in one sitting?
— billy jeans stan (@Doogie1138) March 28, 2024
Answer:
Back in college when I was working out four hours a day, I would eat eight scrambled eggs for breakfast with a cup of oatmeal, two slices of wheat toast, and an entire sliced cucumber. I saw The Rock post his diet in one of those weightlifting mags and thought I could get to the same physique lmao.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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In case you missed the live stream this morning, fret not. I’ve got you covered here on SoBros Network dot com. I had the distinct honor and pleasure of hopping on The Morning Glory Show with Jonathan Miller and Jake Robertson. If you haven’t been keeping up with these guys on Thursday mornings, make it apart of your routine. Alongside BWill, who is normally on the show with ’em, these are some Grade A ball-knowers delivering informed content to fans of the Tennessee Titans.
On this morning’s episode, we talked about L’Jarius Sneed, outside-the-box options for the Titans at 7 should Joe Alt and the top three wide receivers be off the board, offensive tackle options for the team at 38 if they don’t snag one at 7, some of my NFL Draft player comps, and of course, we talk about which NFL mascots would stand the best chance in a death match tournament. It’s a great way to spend a Thursday morning, but it’s worth catching up on if you missed it live!
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Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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Holy shit – I can’t believe it’s been over two years since I wrote a Nashville Hot Chicken Review here on SoBros Network. Yikes – where has the time gone? Let’s get the awkward part of this out of the way early – I tried Prince’s Hot Chicken for the first time last Friday night, and as you’ll see below, I did not find it to be the best hot chicken in this city. I have to be honest with you guys – I’m nothing as a journalist if not transparent. These are my feelings.
Now, my experience raises an important debate, because both my wife and Outspoken Owen Reed said the same thing to me. I ate Prince’s at Assembly Food Hall. They both told me I can’t judge Prince’s based on that experience because it’s “not the real Prince’s.” I get the sentiment. I can certainly understand how location can impact quality. But, my counterpoint to that was that if you’re going to put your name and your brand on the sign, you damn well better be confident that the product coming out lines up with the real thing. That’s why I said it was fair game to write this review. Whether you agree with me or not is your prerogative, but I can’t review spots for you…I’m sharing my experience in pieces like this. Nothing more, nothing less.
Now, I’m talking about this as if I’m going to slam Prince’s in this review. I’m not. I liked it. It was a great meal, and I’d undoubtedly eat it again. I just didn’t think it was revelatory that way some people in this city talk about it. I didn’t see it the same way so many of y’all do. It was fine Nashville hot chicken. Fine. But, there’s an interesting dynamic at play here in how hyped up this establishment is. Through word of mouth for decades, Prince’s has become apart of Nashville’s DNA. Hearing some of y’all talk about it made me think I was going to have my brain blown out of my skull. Maybe that sets unfair standards to live up to. I don’t know. Again, I’m just saying how I feel.
Hold up, let’s zoom in on the texture of this chicken:
Flavor: 5/10 – It’s the thing that really grounds this hot chicken….right down the middle, it is spice and heat and that’s about it. I like a little sweetness in my hot chicken. At the very least, I like a little variance in the flavor. This felt like blunt cayenne right to the dome.
Texture: 8.47/10 – Oh my, this was the highlight of the meal to me. The chicken was so fresh. Juice rolled down my chin with every bite. It was cooked to perfection, and the breading gave it a nice, crispy exterior. Regardless of what your heat tolerance is, this is exactly what you want your chicken to be. It was legitimately the perfect tender.
Heat: 8.24/10 – They nailed the hit. I ordered medium, and sometimes, places will serve it up like you’re a bitch if you do that and the result is a chicken that lacks in the heat department. Or, you’ll get the people who try to blow your intestines out with the medium. Prince’s gets it just right – the medium isn’t hot enough to overpower the rest of the experience, but it is just enough to clear out your sinuses.
Fixins: 5.78/10 – Fries were fine, but it’s really the macaroni and cheese that pull this score above average. It was rich and creamy and helped to cool down my palate after the heat from the chicken set in. Loved the pickles. Loved the bread.
Overall: 6.87/10 – Again, my issue isn’t that this was a bad meal because it certainly wasn’t. It hit pretty damn hard after a few gin and tonics on a Friday night. It was good. My issue is that for no telling how long, I have been building this chicken up in my head as the best thing I’ve ever eaten, and it wasn’t. Prince’s offers up a good, classical style Nashville hot chicken and a quality of meal that you just won’t get everywhere else.
Important qualifier: I’ve literally only reviewed 12 places around town. Don’t @ me with the “where’s Hattie B’s? Where’s Bolton’s? Where’s Prince’s?” I KNOW – we’re working on getting out to the heavyweights in the Nashville hot chicken scene this year. This portfolio has to start somewhere, and right now, it’s starting east of town because that’s the easiest for me to get to. *shrugs*
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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I’m nearly 11 years into my writing career. That’s a lot of articles throughout the years. I love writing about WrestleMania – it’s the biggest pro wrestling show of the year. It’s featured iconic moments, adrenaline-pumping matches, and pop culture crossovers that make it one of the most unique nights (or two) in entertainment each and every year. If Werner Herzog is infatuated with it, you know it has a special place in the fabric of Americana. But, for me personally, I’ve really stretched the content bank thin when it comes to WrestleMania. Nonetheless, WrestleMania XL is next weekend, and it has me dancing with anticipation for the veritable wrestling holiday that is to come. I’ll write a drinking game, for sure, but the usual avenues writers go down this time of year – best matches, best moments, best shows, etc. – are all avenues I have already traveled down and then some. That’s a roundabout way of me saying, “what the hell else am I going to write at this point?“
Well, thanks to our buddy Steve, I was scrolling Twitter yesterday, saw him tweet about the Triple H vs. Booker T match from 2003, and thought to myself, “holy shit what a misfire that whole thing was.” That sparked the idea that brings us here this morning. I started playing back all of the WrestleManias I remembered from my days as a wrestling fan, looking for equally bizarre misfires…matches and moments that, quite simply, just didn’t hit the way the WWE drew things up. Time gives us the benefit of hindsight in all walks of life…pro wrestling is no different. So, here’s my list. Keep in mind I’m 37 years old…the first WrestleMania I can actually remember the weekly build to was WrestleMania XIV. Otherwise, I was renting WrestleMania tapes from Mt. Juliet Video & Comics having no connection to the show and not knowing anything about the build-up beyond the little recap videos they aired before matches. If you’re wondering why there isn’t any older shit on this list, that’s why. Here’s what I came up with.
Turning Stone Cold Steve Austin heel (2001) – In a lot of ways, 2001 marked a transition period for the WWE. A lot of the stuff they were running throughout the Attitude Era just wasn’t sustainable. Not to mention, the sponsorship options they had the time were much more kid-friendly, so they knew they had to dial it back a bit. It wasn’t a hard PG reboot, but in some ways, WrestleMania X-Seven marked the end of one area and the beginning of another. The seminal moment in that was the idea to turn Stone Cold Steve Austin heel following his main event championship match against The Rock. Again…we’re headed in a different direction now, I can see the vision behind pulling the trigger on an Austin heel turn. But, in execution, it was a little confusing. I remember being 15 at the time and not really understanding what was happening. Maybe it was my dumb teenage brain, but I thought, “is Vince turning face?” That’s how engrained the idea that Austin was a hero was in our brains. It proved to be an arduous task to follow up on. How do you take someone so beloved and try to get people to hate him? WWE parlayed the Two Man Power Trip into the Invasion angle, and while I’ve always felt like the year was a little underrated because of all the shenanigans, nothing seemed to hit the way they wanted it to. The trickle down effect of this decision gave the dynamic of WWE programming a weird vibe for the rest of the year. If they had it to do all over again, would they run this the same way?
Triple H over Booker T (2003) – Even as a teenager watching this buildup unfold, I thought it felt a little gross. Like, “guys, we’re teetering a liiiiiiittle too close to some truly hateful shit.” To tell this story the way that they did and then to have Booker T lose the match? Tough scene, y’all. Tough scene. Now that we’re here 21 years after the fact – what would a Booker T title reign in 2003 have hurt? I still don’t get that call to this day.
The main event stipulation (2009) – The build to the main event of WrestleMania 25 between Randy Orton and Triple H was red hot. I’ll never forget Triple H showing up at Orton’s house, Orton handcuffing Triple H to the ropes and kissing his unconscious wife in front of him…I mean, hell…we were getting personal personal. It was one of my favorite WrestleMania builds ever, and then they decided to just kill the vibe with the stipulation for that match. Triple H would lose the title if the match ended in DQ or count-out. What? You’re telling me this man watched his unconscious wife get assaulted and they decided the way to go was to make the match less violent? It totally killed what would’ve been an all-timer of a bloodbath.
Brock Lesnar vs. Dean Ambrose (2016) – Y’know…I can see the vision here…but they had to know that Lesnar wasn’t going to get down in the mud with Ambrose here, right?!?! I mean, to hear Ambrose tell it, he was down to do some wild shit, but Lesnar wasn’t. The result was a lackluster fight that had me as disinterested in it as Lesnar was. They should’ve known better.
Kurt Angle’s last match (2019) – It’s nothing against Baron Corbin because I do feel like he’s had a rather underrated career so far, but this being Angle’s retirement match was stupid. It should’ve been Cena like Angle wanted.
Before you comment, no, I don’t think last year’s main event was a misfire. Last year’s main event ruled. But, if you have what you consider to be a major misfire at the Granddaddy of Them All, feel free to drop it in the comments.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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