Stop What You’re Doing and Vote Derrick Henry for Rookie of the Week

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Titan Up! Roll Tide! Here’s the link. Go vote – do your part. It’s the most important thing you can do as an American. It is your civic duty, and if you never vote it’s such a huge waste of everyone’s time. I can’t say this for sure because I can’t find my source right now, but if I’m not mistaken, not voting has also been known to lead to early onset Alzheimer’s disease.

So, you can see there’s going to be some serious consequences if you don’t get this done. And, get out of here with your, “Stoney this is in poor taste – making a mockery of something as serious as the U.S. Presidential election.” This IS just as serious. This is the Week 15 NFL Rookie of the Week as awarded by esteemed American football institution Pepsi. And, oh yeah – Donald Trump won the U.S. Presidential election, instantly making theWeek 15 NFL Rookie of the Week as awarded by esteemed American football institution Pepsi more prestigious.

Now, the big question: does Derrick Henry deserve these honors? No. HELL no! Are you serious?

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Zeke Savage had a hundred MORE yards than Henry. “Slick” Dak Prescott went 32/36 and won the game for the Cowbizzles. Jalen Ramsey making defensive plays all over the place. Jordan Howard is the only other contender within Henry’s reach.

But, thankfully, I don’t vote with reason. I vote with SEARING HOT PASSION…..straight from the bowels of black heart. So, that being said – I’ll offer another “Titan Up” and a “Roll damn Tide” and suggest you do what’s right for your native country.

I don’t vote based on policy and diplomatic world relations. I vote on pure unabashed rage against the system. I vote based on things like geographic location, professional sports teams allegiances, and one’s stance on the movie MacGruber. That’s what’s right for America, and that’s what’s right for the Week 15 NFL Rookie of the Week as awarded by esteemed American football institution Pepsi.

Still, I’m pretty sure you’re not winning this award unless you’re a rookie on the Dallas Cowboys.

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Oh, and in case I didn’t mention this….Titan Up and Roll Tide.

Stoney Keeley is the editor of the SoBros Network, Tennessee Titans Featured Analyst for Pro Football Spot, Contributor to FanSided’s Bama Hammer, and covers the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley@PFSpot@WrestlingNewsCo@Bama_Hammer

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