Randy Orton’s Big Week Continues After He Murdered a Teenager at WWE’s Backlash Last Night

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Holy shit! Randy Orton just absolutely rag-dolling The Singh Brothers last night at WWE’s Backlash. I love the look on his face right afterwards, too. Like, he immediately thought this sumbitch was dead.

That right there? That’s the face of a man who thinks he may have just legit killed someone.

I had to research who these guys were at first, though – I mean, they looked like a couple of random teenagers out there. I was watching this with “Nature Boy” Brandon Vick last night, and he even remarked, “good God – this is like throwing babies around.”

But, as it turns out, it was just The Singh Brothers accompanying Jinder Mahal to the ring, and I absolutely knew who they were, I’m just making fucking jokes so chill out Wrestling Twitter. 

Sorry….that got out of hand for a minute. It’s just that Wrestling Twitter can be so literal sometimes. They don’t always get me.

Anyway, this is coming hot off the heels of Orton getting drunk and murdering all of independent wrestling. He’s the gift that keeps on giving.

People keep talking about Orton hitting the twilight of his career, but man – he has come out swinging in the last week. VINTAGE Orton!!! Just when we think he’s down and out, he comes back to remind us what a viper he really is.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that between offending an entire field of workers and nearly destroying someone’s life, it’s an overall great week for Orton.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley@WrestlingNewsCo

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