Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Final between the Nashville Predators and Pittsburgh Penguins is coming up within the hour, but we have some news to break: Justin Bieber is sporting a Pens sweater:
There you have it – make of it what you will. I don’t know what to make. No clue what this means for the series, but it’s worth noting for the sake of journalistic integrity that Bieber looks like a bitch version of Slim Shady in this photo. He also kind of looks like a child. An extremely punchable-faced child.
This guy was already hated in Nashville for the time he came to town and rented out the downtown YMCA to play basketball. Lot of dudes that wanted to play pick up that day that would love to sock this motherfucker right in the face already. Now, this?
This really could be the death nail for the Preds – I mean, when you have the karma of the greatness that is Justin Bieber on your side, anything is possible. Sidney Crosby could see this and get fired up – rattle off five goals tonight and just rail the Preds. Boom roasted – series over. R.I.P. Smashville – see you in October.
I tend to believe this is the death nail for the Pens, though. You just don’t want this. This is the rough equivalent of having Joffrey Baratheon come out in support of your cause. You just made a whole lot of enemies. Grown ass men all over North America are groaning, and subsequently becoming Preds fans in the process. We’ve seen what the will of the people can do in Nashville, where the crowd rallies its troops on a routine basis.
There’s also the DUI factor to consider. If karma rubs off on the Penguins, perhaps they’re more likely to get behind the wheel and drive into a light pole. This is a metaphor, of course. It would be really stupid for the Pens to be driving during Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Final, though I’ll take a win however I can get it.
If you really want to see who’s going to win this series, get The Rock to put a hockey sweater on. His machismo just SCREAMS, “Stanley Cup Champion.”
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