Link to buy – If you’re a basketball fan, particularly a Los Angeles Lakers fan, you’ll have to put your foot in this right? But that die-hard fandom comes with a price—$495 to be exact. And that’s just for one shoe! But that’s tremendous marketing by the Big Baller Brand, you can’t have one without the other!

Now I’m not a true basketball fan, which means I wouldn’t put one toe inside this fugly footwear. From a fashion standpoint, the colors don’t mesh. At a quick glance, I would assume you stepped on a fresh scone with jelly and mustard on it. Can you buy these at Foot Locker and Aldi?!

ZO2’s are a walking disaster. And what’s going on at the bottom? The bloody thing has the measles!

I could be more stunning by vomiting out my own tuchus and strutting that on my foot, while saving myself $495 in the process.

GRADE: F-

Gorgeous Boyd went to Fashion Week once in Savannah, Georgia in 1992. After falling in love with the world of fashion, he would go on to work for 20 years at Dillard’s. Now, he’s brought his passion for fashion to The SoBros Network. 

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