A huge Thank You! pic.twitter.com/nUdxM4VY9B
— Artemi Panarin (@9Artemi) June 27, 2017
Artemi Panarin has dropped a seemingly innocent goodbye to the city of Chicago and Blackhawks fans everywhere. Sweet enough, no? Well, look closely at those emojis. Does that look like a BJ (blowjob) gesture to you? Or, does that look like a BJ gesture to you?
For the sake of being a good investigating journalist, I should point out that the emoji’s mouth is open. The fist appears to be approaching it. Thus, it mirrors the gesture given when insinuating that someone is having oral sex performed on his/her penis. That, I believe, is the parallel that I’m trying to draw here. So, what does it all mean?
I should say…I do not know Panarin. Maybe he is, and maybe he isn’t the type of guy to passive aggressively tell an entire city to S his D. Also, what are these? Russian emojis? I looked through my phone and was unable to find that open mouth that appears ready to perform fellatio.
Yeah, who’s to really say here? I know I’m scrolling through my phone and I can’t find any emojis like that. And, I don’t speak Russian, so this could just be a spoof message designed to trick us all.
Another angle at play here is the fact that he has left Chicago to join the Columbus BJs. Perhaps this is nothing more than a rally cry to BJs fans.
Or, it could be a genuine heartfelt message to people Panarin truly adores. I’m only here to put ideas out there for discussion.
Good day.
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