You’re Not Really Tough Unless You’re Tubing Across the Ground at 50MPH

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Every day these damn Millennials are doing everything they can to wussify the great ol’ U. S. of A., so bravo to this guy for really stepping up and bringing toughness back into the forefront of Americana. Not only did this guy just prove that toughness is still rampant in our country, but he’s also cranking up the quality content of #LakeSeason videos.

The same old tubing videos will cut it no longer! You know – guy hits a wave and sends a chick orbiting into space, everyone shares a laugh. That shit is old news. This cat is taking things to the next level. Some might say this is a little reckless and dangerous, but I say it’s groundbreaking and trendsetting.

This is all assuming he chose to do this, of course. If this was just his buddy driving the boat drumming up a sense of humor, then…well, I don’t quite know how I feel about that. On one hand, that seems like a pretty shitty way to send your friend into an early retirement/grave. On the other, I don’t really care because the video is funny as hell. But, since I’m an eternal optimist, I’m going to go with the guy in the tube just being an all-around bona fide badass and saying, “put my ass ashore at 50MPH, BRO!”

Finally, one parting thought/question: what’s the over/under on number of broken bones this dude incurred?

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley@WrestlingNewsCo

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