You guys think I’m going to make fun of this guy, don’t you?
Everyone thinks they have Big Natural figured out, that when you see a headline like this and a video to boot, you just know, “here comes the snark. Stoney’s going to grill this idiot!” Well, I have a little bit of #BreakingNews for you guys.
I’m not going to make fun of this guy.
This is phenomenal style and exceptional precision personified. He’s got that collared polo tucked into khaki shorts. MMMMM…. then, he’s got the heavy duty shoes on, so you know he ain’t messing around. Those are dancing shoes if I’ve ever seen ’em. The spins are so graceful and my God I’ve never seen a man so sure of what to do with his hands while dancing in my life.
In fact, I’m so impressed and mesmerized that I can’t stop watching it. There’s nothing I appreciate more than a man laying it all on the line to win over the woman he loves. Just a peacock spreading those fuckin’ feathers! That’s all this is.
But, look – you don’t think this worked?! Look at this woman’s face:
She is IN LOVE! INSTANTLY! Bravo slightly-bloated-Randy-Newman looking guy. The world needs more of you!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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