This Badass Dog Doesn’t Take Shit From Anyone

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Quick poll: is this the Conor McGregor of dogs or is this the Conor McGregor of dogs? Just an absolute beast. Next thing you know, this guy is going to be wearing a tiny little suit that says ‘fuck you’ on it. It’s hard to say for sure, as I don’t speak fluent dog, but I’m pretty sure somewhere in there, he even dropped “you can’t read” on this clown.

But, this is how you have to be to gain respect.

You can’t just have some human constantly holding up his middle finger at you, thinking that’s an acceptable thing to do. No! HELL NO! That’s disrespect, and it doesn’t matter if it happens every five seconds. That just means you have to be biting fingers every five seconds. There’s no time for anything else if you’re being disrespected like this.

It doesn’t matter if you’re tired…if you’re trying to take a little nap, if you’re watching Tina in the kitchen washing dishes, or if you’re all the way across the room staring at the television. Someone holds up a middle finger directly at your face, you get up, get in the sumbitch’s face, growl, and bite.

I’m happy this exists. I’m happy that dogs are starting to stand up to humans who mock them. We’ve been doing it for centuries (maybe, probably – I don’t have a source, but this seems like a fair assumption, right?). Pretending to throw a tennis ball only to hide it behind our back, asking dogs to sit down just to get a treat, etc. Well, NO MORE! Not when this dog, the Stone Cold Steve Austin of dogs, is around. You better keep your head on a swivel or you will get got.

As a person, I may apply this to my every day life. The next time someone flips me off (because that happens so often), I’m just going to start growling and attempt to bite their finger off. This dog has inspired me to just be a little tougher on people…hold them accountable, you know? You want to be disrespectful? How about I take a chunk out of your hand? With my teeth.

This dog gets away with it. Why couldn’t I?

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley@WrestlingNewsCo

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