Guess Freddie heard the game was about to start and thought he wouldn’t get any more until after the game. Sorry, Adam – obligatory ‘baseball is long and slow’ joke. I couldn’t resist.
Actually, there are a few obligatory jokes in here….”Find someone who loves you like Freddie Freeman loves sunflower seeds” comes to mind. So does, “WhEn Da DrUgZ hIt.” You can really go a number of directions with this clip.
Personally, I don’t know that I’m necessarily here to make jokes. I’m just impressed with his mouth….which now I’m realizing is a weird thing to say about someone. Nonetheless, that is a completely excessive amount of sunflower seeds. I thought it was just one pack, but I’m beginning to think there’s some sort of Willy Wonka bullshit going on. Like, is that a never-ending bag of sunflower seeds?
WHERE DO THEY KEEP COMING FROM!?!?
But, I hate to bring it up again, if you’re about to go stand in a field for approximately 12 hours, then you better stock up on whatever that vice may be. If it’s a veritable fountain of sunflower seeds, then so be it. But, that’s the beautiful thing about America – if you want a thousand sunflower seeds at once, you do you, buddy.
I’d definitely go Dubble Bubble, though. Did y’all see the buckets behind him? That’s an excessive amount of Dubble Bubble! That’s what I want to see, though – put a thousand pieces of bubble gum in your mouth and see what happens.
But, that’s just me.
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