YOOOOOO – Alexa, what kinda shit are you on?!?! I mean, damn….I guess there’s a market for just listening to porn noises, but I thought that died the way of phone sex. Wait a second, is phone sex dead? I’m out of touch – I didn’t think this was a thing people enjoyed anymore. Don’t worry – I’m not judging anyone reading this. I’m just trying to get my mind right to power through this blog.
At least everyone involved had a sense of humor about it. While the child looked a little frightened, the dad could barely contain his laughter. But, after the dust settles, if I’m the parents, I’m looking at the other kid in this video who immediately recognizes what’s happening – “how do you know what ‘pussy anal dildos’ means, Timmy?” Kid might have blown his cover – should’ve just played dumb with the toddler.
But, I think we do have to give a shout out to Alexa here. Whatever kind of porn noises you want to hear, it sounds like she has it covered! That’s service….so, yeah, bravo!
Whether it’s Alexa playing porn noises, sex-bots, or robot strippers, it definitely seems like the future is going to be dirty as hell. Indeed, the future is not family-friendly. But, it can still be a good future if we band together to create that future.
Anyway, stupid kid needs to learn how to articulate his words gooder.
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