The SoBros Fantasy Football Mock Draft

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I’m not too sure about what exactly a fantasy football mock draft is, but since we’re a professional journalism company that specializes in football, I figure we have to give it a shot, right? So, here goes. The 2017 SoBros Network official fantasy football mock draft.

First, the participants – since this is fantasy, I’m going to pick some of my favorite football personalities, mixed in with some of my favorite people in general. That would include guys like me…I am both one of my favorite football personalities, and I am one of my favorite people in general, too. But, you know – I love me some football guys like Terry Bradshaw and Les Miles. And, if you know me, you know that Jon Lovitz and Matthew McConaughey are two of my favorite people of all time of ever.

Since this is my fantasy fantasy league, I would definitely have all of these people in my league. I guess you could say this is like my dream fantasy league.

Oh, and I guess I should note this is a 10-team PPR league with draft order randomized an hour before the draft. That will be important later.

ROUND ONE

1. Terry Bradshaw: “Boy, I tell you what, I’m going to go with the top overall quarterback in the NFL: Ben Roethlisberger.”

2. Les Miles: “If you look at the sheer talent we’ve coached here, I don’t think you can deny that the best football player, in terms of the skills it takes to be the best football player, and if you look at WOW he’s explosive, I’m going with Odell Beckham, Jr”

3. “Big Natural” Stoney Keeley – David Johnson.

4. Jim Tomsula – “Hey. We’re talking tough pound it up the gut football here, buddy. Nobody in the NFL better than Le’Veon Bell. I’m takin’ that guy!”

5. Hulk Hogan – “Well, you know something, brother, I can’t think of a better person to build a new franchise around, dude, than Brian Knobbs!”

6. Terrell Owens – “I love me some me. Terrell Owens.”

7. Matthew McConaughey – “Vince Young. Hahaaaaaa – hook ’em horns.”

8. Mike Keith – “SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK”

9. Lane Kiffin – “I’m ’bout to draft a couple of Vegas Bombs in here if no one brings a round of drinks.”

10. Jon Lovitz (sitting calmly in the corner of the room smoking a cigar) – “DeMarco Murray.”

ROUND TWO

11. Jon Lovitz – Jon Lovitz has left the draft.

12. Lane Kiffin – “Give me Elle Macpherson and a room at the Motel 6.”

13. Mike Keith – “SAAAAAAACK!”

14. Matthew McConaughey – “Hey there. Hook ’em horns. Cedric Benson.”

15. Terrell Owens – “I thought I told y’all. TERRELL. OWENS.”

16. Hulk Hogan – “Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulk Hogan and Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake run wild on you!?!?”

17. Jim Tomsula – “I gotta go with the heavy hitter here, Trent Williams.”

18. “Big Natural” Stoney Keeley – Rob Gronkowski.

19. Les Miles – “Well, see – here’s the thing. I’m looking at effort. I don’t want just any old player. I want a man that plays with heart. With passion. And, when you see that man…you kiss him on the mouth….if you’re a girl….I’m picking….Joseph Addai.”

20. Terry Bradshaw – “Mike Tomlin.”

Alright, I’m done. That’s your in-depth fantasy football advice for the day. As you were.

(If you want real football coverage, we got that shit covered too. Click here)

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley@WrestlingNewsCo

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