I get it – when you gotta go, you gotta go. Shit happens….sometimes literally. But, I’m with this couple. That sure sounds like a fart. Trust me, I’ve heard plenty. It’s a bit of weak fart, though…like….he knew that if he really opened the flood gates, they’d be cleaning the floors. Regardless, I’m not going to fault the guy for farting. I’m going to fault the guy for not realizing that the cameras were going to pick this up!
First of all, he didn’t even act discreet about it. He waddles over to the side of the screen and bends over as if that’s normal for a weatherman to do. In reality, it was a dead giveaway. To quote Charles Ramsey, “DEAAAAAD GIVEAWAY.” Next, he just rips ass loud and proud.
My man – did you not think the cameras would pick it up? Or, did you not think it would be loud enough for your mic to pick up? I mean, come on. You’re a pro – there’s a real opportunity to #BeBetter in all of this. But, again…it all comes back to the bending over.
If the guy doesn’t bend over, then we’re calling this video fake and saying that noise could’ve been anything in the background. Or, it could’ve been the people filming just having some fun. But, because the guy bends over, it creates enough reasonable doubt for Judge Big Natural to rule this was 1000% a legitimate fart. Though, it’s a weak one remember.
But, listen – at the end of the day…the lesson here is we all just have to make due. Or, in this guy’s case, make doo.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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