KENTUCKY BY 40!
Kentucky football is off to a roaring 3-0 start, and technically, if the season ended today, they’d be in the SEC Championship game. Now, yeah – they haven’t really played anyone just yet, but that victory over South Carolina was a bit of an upset. That one could come in handy by season’s end. We’ll have to wait and see whether they can really make some noise in the SEC East or not.
But, if you’re like me, I know you believe in things like karma and juju. Well, check out this photo that the Kentucky football Facebook page shared yesterday:
The caption reads:
#NBD, Toby Keith stopped by Coach Stoops’ Radio Call-In Show tonight. “Ya’ll got the best man on the job.” We agree, Toby. We agree.
I don’t care that Kentucky has only beaten Southern Miss, Eastern Kentucky, and South Carolina. I don’t care if they are hosting the Florida Gators this week, if you get this kind of karma on your side, you’re going to blow out whichever assholes line up opposite of you.
Toby Keith….the physical embodiment of the American spirit, has obviously chosen his side for Saturday. For those unfamiliar with Keith, let’s take a look at some of his lyrics:
Justice will be served and the battle will rage
This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage
And you’ll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
‘Cause we’ll put a boot in your ass
It’s the American way
You think Florida wants to stand up to people who will be fighting with that kind of shit in their hearts? Fuck no. Toby Keith just brought the pain to the Gators – you might as well start digging the graves right now. That’s right – Kentucky won’t just win the game, they will literally assassinate the entire Florida team. Poor taste? Maybe…but listen, I’m a journalist. I only spit facts.
Kentucky by 40.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo