Alright, folks. Time for that weekly feel good story of your Friday afternoon, and boy do I have something special for you this week! It’s Halloween season – we’re all starting to get into the holiday spirit a bit. Slinging back the PSLs, butt-chugging pumpkin beers, eating candy corn, drinking hot chocolate on our balconies in the nude – all the routine fall festivities. But, now, we’ve got the damnedest lil floofy pupper getting in on the Halloween act, too:
WHO RUNS FROM THIS LIL GUY!?!
I don’t have a Power Rankings list for ‘best ways to spend Halloween,’ but if I’m making them, getting chased around by this happy lil pupper is definitely #1. Can’t someone put some fucking candy in that guy’s basket? My goodness – he’s not a show pony! He’s a trick or treater. Our guy’s there to get candy – one thing and one thing only.
I feel, as a responsible journalist, though, I do need to point out that his parents are absent. That’s kind negligent, especially considering it’s Halloween and all parents should be alert. This pup’s just roamin’ all over the place without a mama in sight. Also, hope his parents check his Milk Bones for razorblades. People are fucking crazy these days.
BBR gonna go cuddle now. Bye. Happy weekend.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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