At this point, the buildup to Thanksgiving is just about over. You’ve all been traveling all week….made trips to the grocery store. Hell, some of you may already be ready to strangle your entire family. I don’t know. It’s a stressful time, I guess. But, me? I’m just ready to eat. I’m ready to eat so much food that I black out and or have some sort of catastrophic heart failure. What can I say? I live a destructive lifestyle? Anyway, if you haven’t seen this growling dog, take a look and just know that this is going to be me if you come anywhere near my plate tomorrow…
Don’t fuck with this dog’s vegetable cake. Don’t do it. This silly dude is just sitting there laughing, and I am here to tell you that good boy is as serious as all get out. This ass clown touches that tomato one more time and he’s pulling back a nub. Why you gotta taunt the good boy like that?
And yes, this is exactly how I aim to act if people eat too much of that hash brown casserole my aunt makes. I’m just gonna plop my fat ass down right in front of the tray, and if I feel like my over generous portion of hash brown casserole is being threatened, I will show my teeth and growl. Like a dog. At Thanksgiving dinner.
This is nothing to joke about, folks.
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