The Weekend’s Got Me Feeling Like This Old People Dance Party

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Another hard week at the office. It’s Friday afternoon – you’re all already thinking about that first beer. I have probably already had that first beer and hoped no one noticed when I got back from lunch. It’s about that time. We’re going to cut out of this bitch in an hour or so and experience true, joyous freedom for a couple of days. I always like to end the week on an uplifting note – something to truly capture the Friday afternoon spirit. Folks, I’ve found a dandy this week – it’s an old people dance party caught on tape:

You see something new every time you watch it – Submission: @stellkell0521

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That woman is sweating. And, you thought you go hard in the club? Bitch, these old timers have been going hard for 30 years now. You don’t know the meaning of the words ‘go hard’ compared to these people. So, yeah – they’re putting in some work, and I respect them for that. This is exactly how I feel, and you know the older you get, the more stressed you get. That’s why they all look so crazy. They’re probably accountants or something, and this video was shot last April right after tax season.

The older you get, the more stressed you get, the harder you party, the more you let loose. That’s basically simple math, folks.

Holy shit – is that Dan Patrick in the background? My man has the ‘spaghetti legs’ dance move down pat. I don’t know if that’s his wife he’s dancing with or not, but he’s taking one of these broads home with him. You just don’t go home alone when you have moves like that.

I love 2017 – you know this was virtually every Eagles concert for the last 20 years, but with the advent of smart phones, now these adventures are being caught on camera. I’m just glad they turned it off before this thing turned into an orgy….because if I know one thing, it’s that this is definitely 1,000,000% how most orgies start.

Happy Friday.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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