Welcome back to the Unicorn Watch here on SoBros Network. This is a little feature we run every now and then when we see a man or a woman who seems special. It serves as a reminder to those of you out there who are still hunting your unicorn that these wonderful people exist in the world. Today, we’re looking at a woman who is prepared for any situation thanks to the ol’ “Subway in the Bra” trick:
Savvy move…..savvy move indeed. This is a woman you can trust to be prepared for anything. Not to mention, her taste is impeccable. Simply exquisite. I mean, it would be one think if she pulled a Big Mac out of her bra, but the fact that it’s Subway is just that much more of a turn-on. You know this woman is fancy. Class, is what civilized people call it.
It also shows that she’s willing to be herself. Listen, we all get hungry. Do you know how many times I have been on a dance floor and thought, “man, I would KILL for a pizza sub with extra pepperoni, provolone cheese, spinach, tomato, olive, onion, oregano, parmesan, vinegar, oil, and sriracha sauce,” but had no such luck.
Well, folks – if you luck into a unicorn like this, you’ll never have to worry about that again.
There’s a joke in there about…maybe…that’s not the only $5 footlong she’s going to enjoy tonight?! But, I’m not going to make that joke because it’s insensitive to assume she’s into either gender…or something. It’s 2017. I don’t know.
Good luck to all the single folk out there. Your unicorn is waiting.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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