Welcome back to the Unicorn Watch here on SoBros Network. This is a little feature we run every now and then when we see a man or a woman who seems special. It serves as a reminder to those of you out there who are still hunting your unicorn that these wonderful people exist in the world. Today, we’re going to be examining the handyman, something that is becoming more and more elusive in this world.
Well, maybe the execution was poor here. I’m willing to concede that much. But, one thing is certain when you watch this guy – he is a problem solver. He’s a fixer….a passionate fixer, I’d be willing to bet.
He may be stung to high heaven, but guess what – that bee’s nest is down and no one has to worry about getting stung any more. Gah, that sounds a lot like Jesus, come to think of it. What a guy.
I also think it’s worth pointing out that you know this handyman would be willing to do the dirty stuff in the bedroom. Whatever you need to get that O, this guy’s going to do it. That’s just how he is. It’s who he is, remember? A fixer. A problem solver – and in this case, the problem is that you are not currently orgasming.
Just seems like a real blue collar type of guy you can trust to fix the gutters and lay the pipe, both literally and metaphorically. Keep searching, folks. Your unicorn is out there.
PS. Did anyone else catch something that sound like somebody burping while filming this?
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