We all know that babies are pretty much the kings and queens of not givin’ a fuck. They just sit around all day staring at shit. They’ll cry when they’re hungry, and immediately get food. If they’re tired, they just sleep. No questions asked. Sometimes, they gotta take a shit and guess what – they just do it whenever, wherever. It’s why I’m a little hesitant to hang out with babies. I mean, really – who likes hanging out with people who don’t care about the world? I like being around ambitious people, and babies just don’t care to do SHIT. Still, even I have to admit that it’s funny to watch a baby puke all over someone:
Here’s a link to the original post in case Instagram takes this down.
This little dude is just chock full of not givin’ a fuck. But, it isn’t just your typical carelessness. This guy made a statement. You get a kiss if he wants a kiss. You’re on his time and no one else’s. Got a problem with it? How about some puke in your face and all over your chest?
Don’t look so surprised either, ma’am. You mess with the bull you’re going to get the horns. Them’s just facts.
Part of me wishes adults could get away this. Someone’s getting on your nerves? Just puke all over ’em. Things were much easier to communicate as babies.
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