Life lesson to be learned here today, people. We’ve all been in situations when we immediately thought to ourselves, “I have made a huge mistake.” It’s just a part of being human. Especially if you’re the type to dabble in fireworks, as I did growing up.
I can distinctly remember playing chicken with firecrackers. You’d put one on the ground…everyone puts a foot on it, you light it, and the last man to move his foot off was the winner. Or, we’d have bottle rocket wars, where we would literally light bottle rockets and throw them at each other. My favorite though, was lighting a bottle rocket and then throwing it on the roof and just seeing where it went from there. I busted a friend’s lip open doing that one day, but the story was totally worth it.
But, no matter what happened, we were always committed. We never sent a mortar shell rocket into a crowd of people like Christina here:
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Just a brutal, brutal move. I know in the moment you can get frightened, but you have three real options here: harm yourself, harm innocent people, or time it just right and heave that bitch in the air. Over time, I developed a good skill of knowing when to throw a lit bottle rocket into the air to avoid any damage.
Maybe she’s just a rookie and didn’t know…I don’t know, but she chose wrong. Christina does not have the clutch gene. In a panic, she just dropped the damn thing on the ground aimed right for a group of people.
And, from the looks of things, that was not a pleasant surprise for those people. Like, that looked downright terrifying. Shame on you, Christina.
Unless of course this was the intention all along. In which case, YOU A SAVAGE, Christina. You decided, “fuck those people,” and made them pay for standing there like that. Bravo. That’s a special kind of ruthlessness.
You’re hard to figure out, Christina – no one really knows what’s going on here.
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