Mike Vrabel is a real barrel of mysteries. Since being named head coach of the Tennessee Titans, we’re learning all sorts of secrets about him. We found out he ranks pretty high on the NFL Head Coach Handsome Power Rankings, and is most definitely the most handsome coach in Titans history. There’s not much else to write about this time of year, so I figured I would do some investigative journalism and read into the latest article that Jim Wyatt posted:
“If we are going to say ‘#TitanUp‘ then you better be a competitive SOB and you better be tough.”@Titans coach Mike Vrabel shares his vision for his players, his coaching staff, and the words “Titan Up.”
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— Jim Wyatt (@jwyattsports) February 26, 2018
I know I’ve seen language referring to people as ‘a sumbitch’ and a certain persona that exudes ‘tough.’ That describes Stone Cold Steve Austin to a t. This sounds a lot like The Texas Rattlesnake coming out of the vessel that is the Titans head coach. I’ve been studying a lot of what Woken Matt Hardy says, so I’m beginning to understand how things like this work. There’s a lot of weird things going on in 2018. We don’t even know what type of technology is available to the government. They could do anything.
We don’t know how ghosts and souls and stuff work, either. It’s entirely possible that Mike Vrabel and Stone Cold Steve Austin could, in fact, be the same person. I’ve seen the documentary Ghostbusters – stranger things have happened and are possible.
Think about it – have you ever seen Mike Vrabel and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the same place? I sure haven’t. But, I damn sure know that Vrabel talks like Austin. I wasn’t at that STH event – namely because I’m not a season ticket holder – but, sources (my imagination) say that Vrabel was saying the Titans better be tough sumbitches in a rich, gravelly voice, while tossing his head side to side and chugging a Steveweiser.
Excuse me….a Mikeweiser.
Obviously, this is all just speculation. But, it’s exactly what real journalists do and that’s why I’m here. To point out truths and uncover conspiracies. And, folks – I’m damn good at it.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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