Unicorn Watch: Big Gulps, Huh? Welp – See Ya Later

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Welcome back to the Unicorn Watch here on SoBros Network. This is a little feature we run every now and then when we see a man or a woman who seems special. It serves as a reminder to those of you out there who are still hunting your unicorn that these wonderful people exist in the world. Today, we’re taking a look at a woman who is well practiced in big gulps. 

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I just swooned a bit – but now, I’m glancing over my shoulder to make sure my girlfriend didn’t see me type that…

But, you know how you know this woman is a real ride or die? Because she’s willing to go into a bar that is obviously dead just to pound beers with you. And, boy does she pound the beers.

That is impeccable form. I mean, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a human open their throat wide enough to consume that much beer in such a short amount of time. And, I’ve watched a lot of beer chugging videos in my day – always need to be prepared to throw up the next Unicorn Watch, y’know?

But, ya gotta be at least a little concerned by blowing the kiss at the end, though. We all know about women who blow kisses in bars, right? That’s how you end up with the hiv.

Otherwise, this is an A+ unicorn find.

She either impressed or terrified the bouncer, and I’d say that where you stand on that issue correlates to the degree with which you are “down” with this unicorn. But, I’m going to vote more down than not here. Plus, I know a ton of our readers will appreciate this woman. Always do it for the people.

Happy hunting out there, folks. Just remember – your unicorn is out there.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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