Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the sides of the ships?
— Greg Roberts (@gregster42) March 26, 2018
Answer:
So they can Scandinavian. Come on, Greg. #BeBetter.
Question:
Are you sure? I thought she went back in time & teamed with @JannettyHOF ??
— Brandon Vick (@SirBrandonV) March 28, 2018
Answer:
Don’t worry, guys. I confirmed with Brandon that this was indeed an official #SoBrosMailbag question before including it. Now, on to Brandon’s question. I’m actually not sure. Our own Nature Boy has long been rumored to be a time traveler himself. It’s entirely possible that he’s remembering something from a separate timeline.
I will say, though, that a Ronda Rousey-Marty Jannetty team up would be amazing. It’s like a Joey Janela’s Spring Break fever dream.
Question:
When is your divorce final?
— Brandon Vick (@SirBrandonV) March 30, 2018
Answer:
January 5, 2022. Let da hoes know.
Question:
How many STDs has Dick Flamingo had in his life?
— Poppa Bear (@SoBroPoppaBear) March 29, 2018
Answer:
I think the more appropriate question here is, “has there been a time in Dick Flamingo’s adult life when he hasn’t had a STD?” I reached out to Dick with this question and all he sent back was the middle finger emoji.
Question from Greg on Facebook (Greg tried again, good job Greg):
If you were a WWE wrestler, what’s your stage name?
Answer:
That’s a tough one, because I love the name “Big Natural” so much. But, if I had to go total alias, I think it would be “King Stout” Terry Bludgeon would be badass. “Dilly Dilly Billy” and “Rock Hard” Romeo Boner could work if given the right gimmick, too. Thanks, Greg.
Keep the questions coming using #SoBrosMailbag – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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