Let’s Hope Kane Is Knoxville’s Mayor by Nightfall

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Big day today as Tennesseans all across the state hit the voting booths. I think there’s something going on about some sort of transit plan in Nashville? I’m not sure – it hasn’t really been covered much on the news. But, the biggest story of the day is undoubtedly Kane…err…Glenn Jacobs…and his quest to become mayor of Knoxville.

Just look at him out there! LEGEND! This is some real grassroots type of stuff here. He’s knocking on neighborhood doors, standing outside of high schools holding signs and waving at people as they drive by. That’s stuff you don’t see anymore. I don’t think the greatest mayor of all time, Mayor Bob, even did that shit.

I’m sure by now all of the pro wrestling jokes have been made. Hell, I think we even made some about strapping a car battery to Shane McMahon’s testicles. So, I’ll leave those where they lie.

But, the guy is obviously working hard. It’s honestly strange to see. Like, it wasn’t too long ago that Kane was passing out chokeslams left and right, the Devil’s favorite demon and what have you, and now, he’s out among the people of Knoxville looking like he just left his day job at State Farm. Unbelievable.

Real talk – has there ever been a more drastic collision of worlds? This isn’t like Jerry Lawler running for mayor of Memphis. Jerry Lawler never poured gasoline on people and set them on fire. We’re talking about Kane. I mean, what’s next? Goldust preaching sermons on Sunday morning? The Undertaker hosting an ethnic cooking show? The Boogeyman hosting a fishing show on Spike TV?

I’m rooting for the guy – it couldn’t have been an easy road for people to take him seriously, but it didn’t stop him. There’s something to say about a man with that sort character. I believe in Kane from State Farm.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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