Another big night in baseball. Just lots of throwing balls and lots of hitting ’em. I’m sorry. I’m not the baseball guy around here. I can keep pretending that this is a post about baseball, or I can just get right to the goose that got loose on the baseball field last night.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this video down.
First of all, we have to say hats off to this goose. It had a good run. I don’t know what you call the field crew here – the guy that was chasing him. Was that a ball boy? I don’t know. But, man – he had his work cut out for him, and this goose was relentless.
Gets down in the infield, just struttin’ around and puttin’ on a show for the crowd. Flyin’ around like the electric showboat goose that it is.
Sure, things get a little hairy when he tries to flee the stadium. No way he hits that light board that hard and doesn’t sustain a concussion, but they have programs for that kind of stuff today.
All’s well that ends well. Hey, who thought I’d be quoting Willy Shakespeare in an article about goose flying around a baseball field?
Side note: how the hell is this lady at the end so calm while essentially choking and holding a live wild goose? She must’ve grown up on a farm. Clutch city.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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