Unicorn Watch: One-handed Vodka Pushups

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Welcome back to the Unicorn Watch here on SoBros Network. This is a little feature we run every now and then when we see a man or a woman who seems special. It serves as a reminder to those of you out there who are still hunting your unicorn that these wonderful people exist in the world. Today, we’re taking a look at a woman dropping some vodka pushups on us.

Gotta say – real gamers are hard to find out there. You know what I mean – individuals who perform best when the pressure is on. Maybe a player shows up in practice and looks like dog shit, but come Saturday or Sunday, they’re taking over the game. You can’t explain it – it’s just one of those things. “Hey, [INSERT NAME HERE] is just a bona fide gamer.”

Well, that’s what we have today, folks. A real life gamer. Someone who might seem like rather pedestrian until the party lights come on and it’s game time.

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Slap a ring on that finger, boys or girls. Whichever – it’s 2018. Point is, that is wife material.

Do you know how much grit and determination it takes to pull off something like that? I don’t know if you guys under physics and science and stuff, but it is a proven fact that the more physical activity you endure, the more hydration your body requires. Also, similarly, alcohol does not hydrate you. So, this is like…double tough.

It takes a special kind of gumption to execute a maneuver like this, and I believe that’s why everyone in this clip is so impressed. Well..except for that one lady at the end who looks purely disgusted. She’s looking at the camera as if to say, “what in the rightful fuck is Rachel doing?” or alternatively, “why Rachel go so hard?”

People who attack life courageously like this are few and far between, but let this serve as a reminder that they are out there, folks.

Good luck out there unicorn hunting, folks. We’ll catch up on down the road. Check out the Unicorn Watch archives here.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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