I’ll tell you one thing, folks. I’ve never seen the fabled one beer lean in person, but oh boy – does it look like trouble. In fact, if I ever did encounter this in the wild, I’d probably turn and run. If it were one of my boys doing this lean, I don’t even know what I’d do. At that point, isn’t all hope lost? Don’t you just leave your friend to the streets in this scenario?
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This looks like an alien disguised as a human from the Men In Black movies. Hell, it could be an actual Man In Black. We can’t rule it out. But, one thing is for certain. If you’re actually leaning like that after one beer, there have to be other factors at play.
That’s what makes it so scary.
Like, is this black magic? Did a witch doctor curse you? Is your curse going to rub off on me because I am in close proximity to you and your antics? I don’t know. I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.
I’ve heard of two-beer limits….but one??!?!?! Man….it’s Halloween….so if y’all see this shit tonight, be careful. I would not approach said individual, even if it is your lover, relative, or child. This is one of those phenomenons that science just can’t explain.
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