Pat Shurmur Got That ‘Daniel Jones Bout to Cost Me My Job’ Glow

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What in the rightful fuck is Dave Gettleman doing? I mean, I get the whole idea of going out there and getting your guy. But, when you’re guy is probably going to be available ON DAY TWO, why would you invest the #6 overall pick on him? Gettleman and Giants head coach Pat Shurmur sat at a table as the Giants GM tried to justify taking Daniel Jones by talking about how in love he is with him, and judging by Shurmur’s body language and facial expression, a small part of him died last night.

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That’s it. THAT. IS. IT. He knows it. I know it. You know it. In about two years time, we’re going to be looking at this moment as the moment that Shurmur knew his time in New York was done. He’s cooked. I have never seen someone look less enthused about getting a player who should theoretically be the face of your franchise.

I love the balls on Gettleman, though. Who cares that literally no one else on the planet thought Jones was as good as Gettleman did? He’s a genius! It’s everyone else THAT’S DUMB! Also, we kept saying, “LOL Gettleman can’t be serious about taking Jones,” thinking it was to keep someone from trading up to get Dwayne Haskins. NOPE – he was being honest!

The motherfucker’s been telling us FOR WEEKS he’s going to pick Jones! Lo and behold, HE PICKS JONES! When it was absolutely unnecessary. The Giants have needs all over the board – Josh Allen is there at #6. Ed Oliver is there at #6. AND THEY GO WITH THE 59TH RANKED PLAYER IN THE DRAFT!!!!

Let’s pour one out for Pat Shurmur’s soul tonight. ‘Cause it’s gone.

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