I’m not a New York Mets fan by any stretch of the imagination. My girlfriend’s family might disown me if they thought I was. We are a diehard New York Yankees household through and through. No denying that. But, when I see this clip from Mets broadcaster Keith Hernandez, I just have to write about it. It’s the type of stuff you dream about.
“I know those two gentlemen don’t have a chance.”
— 95.7 The Game (@957thegame) July 22, 2019
Mets broadcaster Keith Hernandez destroys dancing fans (via @metsciti) pic.twitter.com/5llLklQk6R
Boom roasted, ya ded bitches.
Keith Hernandez, the apparent king of suave, just murdered these poor souls while they’re having the time of their lives. They’re on a boat. It looks like there’s plenty of booze flowing. Lots of young singles, I imagine. This is one of those special summer days when time is irrelevant and the moments you create, you’ll cherish forever. And, then Keith Hernandez comes along and takes a giant shit on you.
Gotta respect a truth-teller, though.
These are some of the most basic cookie-cutter dance moves I’ve ever seen. There’s no passion or soul in their movement, and I can tell you, people can sniff that out from a mile away.
Nobody wants to dance with a robot. It’s the #1 mistake people make when trying to dance: trying to look cool. Chances are, if you’re trying to look cool, you look like an ass. You have to feel the music in your body and let it take over your limbs. That’s how passion works.
Keith Hernandez obviously gets that. The King of Suave forever.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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