Is there anything to say other than, “Walmart?”
An Iowa man is facing the prospect of jail time after he allegedly followed a woman around Walmart while masturbating on an electric shopping cart.
Gary Sheriff, 65, was charged with indecent exposure over the shocking act, which took place in a Walmart supercenter in Marion on Saturday.
One of the few places where you can get tires, tampons, and your taxes completed in the same place. Talk about efficiency.
Do you have to sacrifice a little civility for the convenience? Maybe. So what you have to deal with Gary Sheriff cracking stick in Aisle 7 while harassing a fellow shopper?
I mean people nowadays want everything. What do you think? There is a place like Amazon where you can order all of this stuff directly to your door without having to interact with the Gary Sheriff’s of the world?
On a serious note, I order everything from Amazon. I hate crowded parking lots, waiting in lines, and most people in general. For my money, ship it to my doorstep and let me skip all of the above. The only thing you do miss out on is people watching, but if I have to sacrifice seeing Greg expose himself, I’m okay on missing out.
Stan is the Chief of Debauchery for SoBros Network. A native of the Northeast, he is a diehard fan of the New York Yankees, but no, he does not wear a big gold chain and backwards hat. Nor does he drink Heinekens. Follow on Twitter: @sobrostan.
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