Y’all, we gotta Grade A bleacher brawl to break down today here on SoBros Network dot com. I have no idea what’s happening here. I don’t watch baseball, so the only context I have for this is the caption on this tweet and the fact that there’s a baseball field in the background.
But, we just can’t let something like this go by without talking about it, folks. It’s a doozy.
When you know the Indians aren’t gonna make the playoffs pic.twitter.com/Q29GwdNBek
— Nick Newell (@NNloading) September 15, 2019
Holy shit, is that the angry bagel guy passing out single arm axe handles?!?!
What a move! The fight spills over the row in front of you so you just throw up that right arm and drop your entire body on someone. Bless his heart, it looked like he was having a hard time getting up. Probably knew that his best chance at delivering a knockout shot was to just let go and let gravity take its course.
Usually, people have the common sense to try and not fall over the rows in front of you. That’s potential disaster, man – but not these dude. HELL NO, these dudes are trying to fight from the nosebleeds down to the field. Homie in the gray shirt DGAF. It ain’t a five alarm bleacher brawl until you see beer bellies and ripped shirts and we got there QUICK y’all.
Bagel guy starts swinging haymakers with the lower ground, but our guy in the gray shirt just channeled his inner Jeff Hardy and threw his body over the row and onto his opponent. Complete psychopath move, somebody ring the damn bell – this contest’s over.
But, the biggest twist of all is at the end when those good brothers helped that security guard up off the ground. The whole time, I’m watching this thinking, “damn, where the hell is security?” Turns out, flat on his back. Damn shame.
This one’s hard to call, but I have to give the win to the guy throwing his body at people to inflict pain. He could’ve sent them over the rail and he didn’t even care.
That’s the kind of determination it takes to win. But, it’s also the kind of thing that makes people around you step up like, “ooooookay, maybe that’s enough. Maybe we should stop these dudes before someone is thrown 50 feet below to the ground.”
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