Welcome all degenerate gamblers back into my weekly American football column, Tank the 401k. Here, I will divulge all my eagle-eyed opinions on the upcoming week. Call your bookie and empty those retirement accounts (actually, don’t really do that – this is just sarcasm. My lawyers say I shouldn’t claim to be an expert on anything)!
Finally. The streak is over. We got this ship R I G H T E D, y’all. Back to 50% on the season. We’re rollin’ – I don’t want to curse this shit with anything like more words and thoughts or anything. Plus, it’s late in the week and I gotta get this shit off my to-do list so LFG.
BIG NATURAL’S TANK THE 401K PICKS
- NFL: Los Angeles -1.5 @ Dallas
- NFL: Green Bay -4 vs. Chicago
- NFL: Buffalo +2 @ Pittsburgh
- NFL: Tampa Bay -3.5 @ Detroit
- NFL: Houston @ Tennessee, OVER 50.5 – text
W-L Record: (6-7)
Last Week: (3-2)
On the Season: (33-33-1) – 50%
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