The name is Flamingo.
Dick Flamingo.
It’s time for me to drop some common sense.
I tried a Bluechew for the first time a couple weeks ago. Been takin’ one a day ever since.
But, it wasn’t always like that for me. And, that’s why I’m here to share my story…’cause it’s a good lesson to learn. I used to think Bluechew wasn’t nothin’ but some dumb marketing ploy to get all you losers that can’t get your dick hard enough to make whoopee. I thought it was just candy that they had rigged up to make people think it was working – y’all know…the placenta effect is what that’s called in the science textbooks.
I thought that people who paid their hard earned money for Bluechew were just plain beta. I’ve never needed shit to get my dick hard. I can’t fall asleep without a hard dick. I can’t wake up without a hard dick. Sometimes, if I’m having a really good sandwich, guess what! Hard dick. I’m also an alpha, though, so that might explain it, too.
Well, I was fuckin’ around with Judy from up in Gallatin the other night, and she didn’t realize how hard my dick stays, so she tries slippin’ one of them things in my whiskey, and I thought it was a rufie and she was trying to be playful. Long story short – Bluechew works for hard dicks too.
The whole thing is about making sex better, I guess. It ain’t about making men weak. It’s about making ’em stronger. What I’m trying to say….my point here is that there’s always room for improvement and you can fall into all sorts of pitfalls if you think you know it all.
Don’t be like me and just assume that Bluechew can’t help you. Even if you’ve got a rock hard automatic cock 24/7, Bluechew can make things better.
Check out my whole list of articles here. I can’t believe this dumb Stoney sumbitch keeps paying me for this shit.
Dick Flamingo is the Opinion Columnist for SoBros Network. Dick Flamingo is “Chief Expert on Not Giving a Fuck,” according to Dick Flamingo. Follow on Twitter: @SoBroFlamingo
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