Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Ricky from Trailer Park Boys vs. Kenny Powers – who would win in a fight and why?
— Stoney Keeley (@StoneyKeeley) February 27, 2020
Answer:
Oh boy, this might be the greatest fight card in history. A quick prediction would go like this: Ricky attacks in a full force of stupidity, while Shelby’s Bad Boy Mr. Powers has devised a half-assed plan to catch Ricky off guard. Regardless of each other’s tactics, both resort to small-arms fire from pistols holstered on their ankles. They catch each other with a few rounds to the buttocks and eventually share a joint of Canada’s finest trailer park weed. And maybe a bump of cocaine tucked away in Kenny’s sock.
Question:
Recast Mean Girls using SoBros members
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) February 27, 2020
Answer:
I have never seen Mean Girls, but a quick internet search has provided me with the following. SirBrandon is Amanda Seyfried’s character Karen Smith. Mose is Gretchen Wieners for obvious reasons (it’s the luscious hair). Stoney is Lindsey Lohan (Cady Heron). Rooster is Tina Fey because of awesome. I’m Tim Meadows…because I look exactly like Tim Meadows. And McCash, you’re Regina George, the head mean girl, for making me answer such a difficult question.
Question:
Would you rather eat ketchup or mustard flavored ice cream?
— The General (@SoBroMose) February 27, 2020
Answer:
Easy. Every time I hear “custard”, I immediately associate it with “mustard”. So I’d be down to try that.
Question:
What is your favorite barnyard animal?
— Rubber Rooster (@SoBroRooster) February 27, 2020
Answer:
I’m assuming this is a trick to make me say Rooster….but girl they loud. I’m gonna go with a solid farm dog here. Nothing like having good security and a partner out in the field.
Question:
MFK- Stephen Hawking, Bill Gates, Neil Degrasse Tyson
— Lady May Queen (@brittbutspooky) February 27, 2020
Answer:
Here we go, the dreaded MFK. Seeing how Stephen Hawking has already passed, I’m gonna go with the K here. The other two options for him would likely get us shut down. Neil DeGrasse Tyson wrestled for Harvard, which leads me to believe he might be a bit aggressive….so I’m gonna stick with marriage for the big guy. This leaves a sweet romantic night with Mr. Gates. Seems like a gentleman, and would likely leave a tip for my cab ride home.
Question:
I wish the lion that clucks like a chicken from the old Cadbury Creme Egg commercial was real. Guess this is more of a comment than a question.
— The Ultimate Worrier (@WorrierMN) February 27, 2020
Answer:
Exactly.
Question:
Would you rather have to spend a week in wuhun China or Iran given the current situations in both…
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) February 27, 2020
Answer:
I’d take my chances in Iran. The dry desert air sounds way better than the sticky smog of big-city China.
Question, from Olivia on Facebook:
Favorite meme?
Answer:
Favorite meme is difficult. There’s so many great ones out there. Anything from WorstBuy’s Instagram is good. And I’m not going to share any on here thanks to Fyre Festival legal mumbo jumbo nonsense.
Question, from Daniel on Facebook:
Any relation to Mr. Cadbury Bunny?
Answer:
Yes, that’s actually me from a previous career. I was spending a lot of time with Hugh Hefner, he let me stay at his house, I posed in some photos, big deal.
Question, from Armondo on Facebook:
Do you have any pets?
Answer:
Peeves, only pet peeves. And also two peacocks.
Question, from Olivia on Facebook:
Favorite concert you attended prior to 2010?
Answer:
Cypress Hill at Dancin’ in the District when I was 12.
Question:
What would be a better motor for my Skyline, a Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24?
— Dom Oxenham-Morris – Tunes to the bime (@doxom85) February 28, 2020
Answer:
Pizza places don’t make engines, fool!
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Cadbury Pringlebatch is the Operations Manager for The SoBros Network, but knows a little bit about everything. Known for frequenting Nashville YMCA steam rooms, he’s a firm believer that winning football is produced by moving the chains, and became a SoBro after mistaking one of our podcasts for an AA meeting. Follow on Twitter: @SoBroCadbury
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